Murphy Laws Site - Love Laws

Murphy Laws Site - Love Laws
Murphy's love laws
1)All the good ones are taken.
2)If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
3 The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4 Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5 This constant is always zero.

6 The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
7 Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
8 The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
9 Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
0 Nice guys (girls) finish last.
1 The good ones die first.
2 If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
3 Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
4 The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
5 Nothing improves with age.
6 No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
7 Sex has no calories.
8 Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
9 There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
0 Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
1 No sex with anyone in the same office.
2 Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
3 A man in the house is worth two in the street.
4 If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
5 Virginity can be cured.
6 When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
7 Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
8 The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It is always the wrong time of month.