Think before you Marry

Specially for married people and a warning to all unmarried ones..

If Columbus had been married he might never have discovered America because ...........:

* Where are you going?
* With whom?
* Why?
* How are you going?
* To discover what?
* Why you?
* What do I do, when you are not here?
* Can I come with you ?
* Coming back when?
* Dinner ghar par hi khaoge?
* Mere liye kya laoge?
* It seems you deliberately made this plan....
* Don't lie....
* Why r u making such programs
* You seem to be making a lot of such programs. Why?
* I want to go to my parent's place
* I want you to come and leave me
* I don't want to come back....
* I will never come back....
* Why are u not stopping me.....
* I don't understand what is this discovery chakkar?
* You always do like this......
* Last time also u did like this....
* Now a days u always seem to do like this....
* I still don't understand what else remains to be discovered...